Bosses Say Some Weird Stuff

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May 12, 2010 03:08 PM - Funny - by Anonymous

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He's probably not going to be in today, walking through this rain is too much like taking a shower.

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Apr 26, 2010 10:03 AM - WTF - by Xeno

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Boss: (about a supplier who has messed up a project) "You better tell him to tighten up or we're going to take away his birthday!"

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Apr 23, 2010 03:19 PM - Funny - by John

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Me: Can I borrow some Spackle to fix my apartment walls?



Boss: Get out of here, go putty your holes.

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Apr 14, 2010 11:20 PM - Funny - by hmmmmmm

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Hey I had a dream with you last night... Me: uuuhm, do I want to know the details? Him:Oh no, it wasn't sexual or anything - long pause, stares at the wall as if imagining something, then shakes head - anyway, what were we talking about?

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Mar 17, 2010 06:23 AM - WTF - by foreign

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I need you to disassemble this laptop. Remember, the more you take it apart, the more pieces there will be.

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Mar 10, 2010 01:16 PM - Advice - by Xeno

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Yeah, he doesn't do much, he smells like shit, and we know he's probably illegal, but he works for next to nothing so personally, I really don't care.

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Mar 6, 2010 02:59 PM - WTF - by Xeno

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I'm not here tonight to work, I'm here to get fucked up.

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Mar 6, 2010 02:59 PM - Idiot - by ValiS718

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I refuse to go to the Mandarin buffet unless we call them to make sure they don't serve shark fin soup.

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Mar 6, 2010 02:59 PM - Idiot - by wat

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"You left a pile of crumbs here, this place isn't completely clean." "Alright now you're done, go on break."

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Mar 6, 2010 02:59 PM - Funny - by zylithi

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