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Bosses Say Some Weird Stuff

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#107

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Funny - by Anonymous (man)

He's probably not going to be in today, walking through this rain is too much like taking a shower.

#104

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WTF - by Xeno (man)

Boss: (about a supplier who has messed up a project) "You better tell him to tighten up or we're going to take away his birthday!"

#103

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Funny - by John (man)

Me: Can I borrow some Spackle to fix my apartment walls?

Boss: Get out of here, go putty your holes.

#101

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Funny - by hmmmmmm (woman)

Hey I had a dream with you last night... Me: uuuhm, do I want to know the details? Him:Oh no, it wasn't sexual or anything - long pause, stares at the wall as if imagining something, then shakes head - anyway, what were we talking about?

#96

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WTF - by foreign (man)

I need you to disassemble this laptop. Remember, the more you take it apart, the more pieces there will be.

#93

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Advice - by Xeno (man)

Yeah, he doesn't do much, he smells like shit, and we know he's probably illegal, but he works for next to nothing so personally, I really don't care.

#92

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WTF - by Xeno (man)

I'm not here tonight to work, I'm here to get fucked up.

#91

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Idiot - by ValiS718 (man)

I refuse to go to the Mandarin buffet unless we call them to make sure they don't serve shark fin soup.

#90

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Idiot - by wat (woman)

"You left a pile of crumbs here, this place isn't completely clean." "Alright now you're done, go on break."

#89

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Funny - by zylithi (man)

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